Darn Tough Socks Men’s Mystery Sock

Your heart’s desire is to be told some mystery. So, here goes nothing. We don’t know what you’ll get, but based on your desired height, size, and gender, we’ll send you a pair. We’ll admit, it’s less a Sherlockian-riddle than it is a chance to score some exclusive knits. But even if the world’s best (British) detective did get assigned this case, odds are it would take him a lifetime to crack. Luckily, our socks are good for it.